Keith- The Loser

Here’s one of the funniest Loser stories I think I’ve ever heard…
Straight Out of Baltimore Maryland from his lips to my keyboard!loser

It all started when his girl Jen broke up with him because he couldn’t satisfy her, she told him he’s got a small penis and she stayed with him basically for a place to live. You know… For the rent and other perks, he paid for everything including the shopping sprees, out of town trips, he even did the whole “happy hour” on him with all her friends… I mean you get the picture he did the whole nine yards.

So after Jen left Keith and he winds up dressing in her old red panties and her blue jean skirt! What happen next is unthinkable! He took out the good old magic marker and wrote the word ” L-o-s-e-r ” on his fore head and “I have a small penis” on his stomach. You’d think it would end there.. Nope! He drove himself to the public school that they all work out at, that’s where he found her and ALL her friends.

Needless to say she threatened to call the police leaving Keith alone with his thoughts in his car whilst he jerked off to the pain of his humiliation. You’d think this would have been the end to his misery… He’s a gluten for punishment, we’ll write another installment on him in the days to come!

Talk Soon,

Miss Peyton

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