It’s time for the END OF YEAR EDGING COUNT DOWN!
With that in mind…
We are slowly edging towards the end of 2016 and with that the New Year! Which makes me VERY HAPPY to be honest. I have it on good authority that 2017 holds even more naughtiness, more hot twisted humiliations, and a greater variety of mind-fucking. I also promise a great big things to grab you by the cock and make you jerk like your life depended on it.
You didn’t really think you’d be allowed to just let this year come to a silent end without forcing the desperate groans, and moans did you? I’ll listen as you helplessly masturbate like a fiend right up to the 12th ring when you finally get to uncork your orgasm.
Oh and don’t even think that you just get to do your basic wrist exercises either! I’ll no longer accept you as a mediocre jerk-off artist. No, no, no, I want you to feel the burn! No pain – no gain… Your wrist is going to put in for vacation after this one! Hey, don’t complain boy, END OF YEAR EDGING COUNT DOWN is serious business.
(tries hard not to laugh)
Now of course Mistress knows that you each fall in all kinds of categories as far as edging and neediness. Not to worry! We’re going to get everyone sorted into your proper categories.
Okay, this is important so be sure you follow along. Faggots to the left, straight guys to the right, cum eaters in the middle, and so on. You see what I mean right? Next you’ll find yourself with the instructions I give you along the way, and meet back up for the big “K-BOOM” at Midnight going into 2017. It’ll bring a whole new meaning to “sliding into the new year” as well.
Enough teasing and down to the cock in palm slapping. Get lubrication, lots of it you’ll need it, add some money to your account, pick up the phone and call me now to get you started on your edging until it’s 2017, each in your own category.
Now you know you want to bring the New Year in with Bang, so let’s make sure those balls are filled and loaded.